0 The Dragon Bong

This is a dragon bong purely because it is shaped like a dragon.

Making one is a simple as attaching four home-made bongs together and making sure it's air tight.

They are pretty cool.

0 Setup for growing weed

So now you have all the necessary gear to grow some marijuana let's set up the grow space.

Clean the space out completely. Vacuum up all the dust and wipe down the walls and ceiling and get OCD about it. The room must be really hygienic for the plants.

Paint all the walls and floor white. Make it even, this is for reflection of the light around the room giving the effect of the sun. Do not use foil as crinkled foil can concentrate heat onto plants and produce burn spots on them.

Venting setup depending if you are using a room or a cupboard a whole must be cut somewhere for venting the air for circulation and smell.
The most important thing to remember when venting your grow room is to keep it secretive by disguising it and covering the smell with a carbon filter or ionizer depending on the size of your grow.
If you are venting out of a window, keep the window cracked open (not enough to be broken into) close the curtains as you are venting behind the curtains and don't want people to see whats behind the curtains. Board up the window from the inside and cut a vent hole to lead the vent through. This shoul all be as air tight as possible so not to let the smell out.

Lighting should be hung by chains that can be altered in hight as later on this will be the case. Th lights should be suspended about a foot from the seedlings to begin with so start them off low. They should be stated on the time switch 18 hours on 6 hours off a day.

Next bring in you hydroponic tank or your pots of compost. Place the oscilating fan in front of them, this should be set on a time switch to blow at 3 hour intervals for 3 hours, this is to strengthen the plants.

A watering system is up to you if you have a compost grow, work it out yourself, the plants should only be watered every few days when they are small.

Plant the newly germinated seedlings and we are growing weed!

0 Cool things to do when you are high

So your baked out of your mind after having a fat bong, spliff or blunt smoking session and you are wondering how can i entertain myself. This is how you discover your own personal smoking pastimes.

Firstly Sitting around in front of the tv watching boring reruns will leave you down and stoned rather than high. Unless you are watching an intense film which is worth getting high for, most things that involve slouching on a couch/beanbag just lead you down or to sleep.

Munch

Every stoner likes to munch! So here's anther cool trick after you've had a phatt smoke; Head to the kitchen.
Don't just jump on the standard crisps, chips and chocolate but get inventive and create something exotic because most things taste good when you stoned.
Banana and peanut butter was a great discovery.

Games

Next is any activity that's cool but dosn't require too much effort like bowling/shooting as opposed to paintballing (i don't like being shot when i am high) although lazer tag is very debatable, it's a lot of fun high if you have the energy.
Poker is the ultimate game to play when high as you are relaxed and cool, you make cool calls. But don't get too cool or overheated otherwise you've lost. Board/bored games are fun with some chillin music in the background and you can include spliff and bong hits in the game somehow . . .

Messing about

After a few bong hits of some cool weed another trick i like to do is just find shit around which ever room in who evers house i'm in and just mess about with it till i realise how baked i am.

Music

MUSIC! is for chilling and can be played through any activity mentioned above, no need to go into this. You just have so much more appreciation for music when you are high.

Computer games

The ultimate passtime to do while smoking weed is to play computer games. Naturally games consoles are first choice as they are the easiset to interact with, especially the Wii. So you can play Fifa or Nba for bong hits or whatever. Then there are onlie computer games which are brilliant for when you are high.
I will post some suggestion sites soon.

Enjoy

0 How to grow marijuana indoors: Getting started

The first requirement of one wanting to grow cannabis indoors is to find a spot. Meaning a spot that dosn't arouse any attention at all. Attics, basements, spare bedrooms and wardrobes are the most common unless you are on a warehouse level of growing weed.



Secondly as soon as one person knows, the whole world knows and your pretty much screwed.



Right, now that we are serious about growing lets set a set up budget, i will let you do your own research on the prices and space sizes but you will need:



For compost pot grow



1. A 400-600 watt grow lamp depending on the space size.

2. A mixture of 50% compost 50% pearlite and pots for the plants.

3. An oscillating fan.

4. A 24 hour timer with a contactor (high power switch).

5. A pH tester.

6. Nutrients for cultivation of cannabis.

7. White paint for reflective walls in the grow space.

8. Ventilation system depending on the size of your grow.

9. An air ionizer to cover the smell or a carbon filter (they stink of weed surprisingly)



For hydroponics grow



1. A 400-600 watt grow lamp depending on the space size.

2. NFT tank with pump and spreader matt.

3. Rockwool cubes

4. An oscillating fan.

5. A 24 hour timer with a contactor (high power switch).

6. A pH tester.

7. Nutrients for cultivation of cannabis.

8. White paint for reflective walls in the grow space.

9. Ventilation system depending on the size of your grow.

10. An air ionizer to cover the smell or a carbon filter (they stink of weed surprisingly)



When buying the gear, do not buy it all from one place as it may look suspicious and do not use a credit card as your personal information can lead back to your address.



Finally seeds. Unless you have been collecting them out of your dealers baggies then go ahead and invest in some nice femenized seeds i suggest Amsterdammarijuanaseeds as they are the leaders in the marijuana seed game, ship internationally and give you free seeds!

It's a tricky business if you have collected seeds as you will have to separate the males from the females as early as possible which is a pain because the males could ruin your whole grow which i will delve into later.



Once you have the seeds it's time to germinate them. Try not to touch them with bare hands as this may taint them. To germinate the seeds all you need to do is place them in a damp tissue or some cotton wool and leave them in a dark warm place (near a radiator) for a couple of days until they are sprouting, now it's time to plant your weed seeds.

0 Bongs, Pipes & Vaporizers

Find all your toking tools here. Vaporisers for those of you who want a perfect hit, bongs for those of you who like a long hit and pipes for the people that need a straight hit all of the highest quality weed smoking utensils.


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0 Weed Grinders

Take pride in grinding up your weed, whether you want it turned into a fine powder or you like to collect the kief (crystals) or you just just want a novelty grinder, we have top quality grinders available for you to mash up that bud.

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0 Weed Tea: Potent

You will need:

- 1 gram of strong weed per cup (tea cup)
- Stove kettle (and stove)
- sugar to taste

Directions:

Fill the kettle with the right weed/water ratio.
Heat the kettle on the stove/hob until boiling, continue boiling for 5 minutes.
Let it sit and brew for a few minutes so the flavours and THC brew into the water.

Serve with sugar and milk to taste, sit back and relax with a nice CUPPA!

Notes:
-No stalk, stalk is crap

0 How to make a gravity bong

Gravity bongs are one of the best ways to bong weed. They work using a vacuum and gravity. The water in the bottle leaks out the bottom of the bottle pulling air through the top of the bottle to replace the water except rather than air, the vacuum is sucking some ice weed with a lighter over it. :)

To make a gravity/bucket bong you will need:

- A 2 litre plastic bottle
- A bucket full of water
- Scissors/knife
- Foil
- Some ice weed!

- Start making your bong by cutting the bottom of the bottle off.

- Next make a bowl out of the foil by replacing the lid of the bottle with it and making a few holes in it.


- Take the foil piece while you fill the bong with water otherwise the water pressure will blow it off (with the weed). Immerse the bottle into the bucket of water (as shown in the diagram).


- Fill the foil with weed like you would a standard Roor bong.


- Place your foil bowl on top of the bottle.


- Hold your lighter over the weed in the bowl while slowly pulling the bottle out of the water and you will see a thick cloud of smoke pulling through.


- Only pull the bottle 3/4 of the way out soo as not to let all the smoke out of the bottom. (make a marking on the bottle if you are unsure)


- Remove the bowl from the top of the bottle bong and hit that shit!


Here is a video of how the bucket bong works:

0 How to roll a backroll joint

Also known as the backwards joint and the 'flipmode' it's fairly simple and the end product is like smoking without paper!

So make your marijuana and tobacco mixture like you would for a normal joint and a roach of course.

Then turn the rizla (paper) upside down so the gumi is facing down and on your side and crease it down the middle so you can pile that mixture into there.

Next roll it like a normal joint except when it comes to licking it the gumi will be on the inside, this is why you will like the outside where the gumi is, don't worry your saliva will penetrate the porous paper.

Then dry it by blowing on it or running a lighter along it, tear off the excess paper, twist the top and spark it!

This video will make more sense of rolling a backwards joint than i did. . . .

0 How to quit/give up smoking weed

Most smokers come to a point where they have had enough or are just overwhelmed and need a break.

Either way it is hard especially if you are smoking very heavily.

Rule 1: THERE IS NO FINAL SMOKE

Taking a break
Psychologically you know that you'll be able to have a smoke after a date you set yourself wether it be a week or a year and the looking forward to this spurs you on a lot.

Quitting
This is harder than taking a break. The method is to follow the advice i will give and you will soon forget about weed.

You are taking a break because weed is interfering with your life in some way.

Method
Make sure you have prepared activity for your break whether it be a 2 month body building / weight loss program, a project due in at college/work a hobby or you just have the desire to stop smoking.

Obsess over the project and social life which brings me to rule number 2.

Rule 2
You will come to realize that a lot of your friends smoke and you will find it hard to hang out with them without smoking. They may be good people but you can not be with them while they are smoking as the temptation will break the weak-willed.

Boredom
Although you have your project and are trying to keep busy and are socializing with non smokers you will still be bored and you didn't realize it but you were this bored when you smoked and that's why you will think about smoking at this time. Just watch TV, surf the net, exercise or whatever.

My personal method
I quit because i was smoking so much i didn't know what was going on in the world, i was failing at everything and i never got high because i always was high.

Side effects
Luckily non of the extreme paranoia or other side effects set in which can and do happen very often when you smoke a lot, yet another thing to put you off marijuana.
If you feel any long term effects setting in or people have told you that you show some of these effects then it's time for a break / permanaent break.

Rules:
1. There is no final smoke
2. Excommunicate yourself from the stoner community
3. You will be bored
4. Cigarettes/shisha are ok

Hope this point you in the right direction and for more information Click Here!

0 How to stash & hide your weed

We all have our secret hiding places for our weed at home but what about when you are out?

What happens if a cop stop and searches you? Or maybe someone tries to jack your stash or even a home search?!

The first issue of stashing your weed is if it's long term you want to keep it fresh.
There for the weed must be in a cool dry place in an air tight ziplock bag or a curing jar.
This will keep the marijuana fresh and help towards hiding the smell.

Secondly you must find a hiding place, this is the fun bit and should be left up to your imagination, just make sure it's somewhere that is not regularly visited/checked and somewhere where the smell will not seep out or over power other smells. (Basement, larder etc...)

This is a very useful innovation for stashing your bud in, you must have seen it before; the stash book, a hollowed out book which sits on your shelf with your weed hidden in it.


Other innovations which are just as useful to hide marijuana are these nifty tins which can sit in a cupboard surrounded by similar tins which also mask the smell of weed.


When out and about either in walking or in your car you must be even more clever about hiding your weed stash.
Apart from putting drugs up your butt crack :p or methods the cops are wise to of stashing weed down your pants or in your socks or secret coat pockets, Here are a few ingenious innovations to stash your weed on you and there is even a cigarette lighter to stash in your car!


I think this is the most i can legally give away, so enjoy!

0 Penis zong bong

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0 Ash Bomber

This game involves a joint / spliff and a stoner circle consisting of more than just yourself. Simple.

The joint gets passed around, one toke per person and who ever lets the ash drop is out. No more joint for them.

5's a crowd for this game.

0 How to make Fire Crackers with weed

These are made with peanut butter which apparently when mixed with the weed at high temperature unleashes the immense power of the THC in the weed.

They taste like shit but are very affective and get you extremely high.

You will need:

- Saltines / some sort of cracker
- Peanut butter
- Weed
- Foil
- Oven preheated to the highest temperature / 350 degrees.

The recipe for these peanut butter and weed fire crackers is simple:

Break the saltines in half, smear a nice amount of penis butter onto each half and then sprinkle 0.5 gram of weed on one half of each saltine you cover.

Like So . . .


Put the other half of the saltine on and wrap in foil so they dont burn in the oven, then whack em' in the oven for half an hour.



Let them cool a little.

Eat them whenever and where ever, one or two will get you extremely high and will last you hours longer than any smoking high!

By The Way: They taste like shit . . .Enjoy

0 How to check the quality of weed

By now you should know the basics as in the difference between hash (solid), Schwag (pubic weed) and fat juicy buds of marijuana.

I will run through a quick way of how to tell if the weed is good and the first thing to do is to make sure it's not schwag.
This is pretty easy, schwag is like hay, dosn't have a strong cannabis smell and is full of seeds and stems.
It looks like this

Stay away from schwag it's a waste of time and is mostly used to make hash.

Looks

For quality weed you want to concentrate on thick skunky buds covered in orange hair and white crystals.

This picture is a good example of what to look for.

Smell

Good weed should be able to be smelled through the baggy and should fill the room with a skunk-like smell, a lot of people compare it to cat piss, my rule of thumb is; the sweeter the smell the better the taste, the stronger the smell the stronger the weed is. If the weed smells a little grassy it's been prematurely picked and won't smoke too well.

Feel

You should have light buds dry enough to crumble in a grinder but not too dry. Exposing cannabis to the air for too long will dry your bud out making the smoke harsh and the buds burn too quickly. When the bud is too wet/damp for whatever reason leave it on some paper/wood on the radiator so it gets dried out a little and the paper/wood absorbs excess juice.

How it smokes

When you take a clean blunt hit from the and you enjoy a thick, smooth, yellow, silky cloud in your mouth, the smoothness says it all. Good weed when inhaled should be as smooth as breathing and should just tickle your lungs a little.

High?!

How high are you? The more you smoke the more you'll notice the difference in types of weed, not just looks and tastes but different highs. I will leave it to you to decipher whether the weed is good or not once you have smoked it.

0 Can mango make you higher?

You may have heard that eating a ripe mango 45 minutes before you smoke will intensify your high and like me you may be very skeptical as to how this would work. So i looked into it. .

The science behind it is this; Mango contains something called terpene Myrcene. This is the most prevalent terpene that is also found in cannabis. Therefore eating Mango an hour or so before having a toke should in theory increase the intensity of the high since Myrcene helps the THC pass the blood-brain barrier quicker.

The mango must be ripe and must be eaten at least 45 minutes prior to smoking.

After trying this it worked for 4 out of 5 of us, but the one who it failed for smokes way too much to tell the difference anyway.
The high lasted longer than usual and was very pleasant. This is definitely worth trying.
Enjoy . . .

0 How to roll a windmill joint

This is a real party piece but creating it is like a real arts and craft session.

You will need:

-A piece of thin A4 card
-A pair of scissors
-A lot of rizla (rolling paper)
-2 Cigarettes
-2 grams of spicy marijuana

1. Firstly cut out a D shape from the card, like it shows in the movie, then roll it into a joint shaped cone and seal with tape or rizla gumi.

2. Next, poke four holes into the side of the cone about an inch from the top, make sure the holes can fit a joint in snugly.

3. Cover the end of the cone in rizla, seal and twist, so now it looks like a huge joint.

4. Roll four joints, if you are not sure how use the tutorial provided on this site.

5. Put the joints in the four holes, poke an air hole somewhere between the spliffs and the mouth piece. The tutorial shows two extra pieces of card to be inserted, these are optional extensions.

6. Light those four bad boys and chunt that windmill.

This tutorial will make things a lot clearer . . .

0 How to roll a Spliff

Back to the basics on how to roll a spliff.

By no you should have some rizla (rolling paper), some roach paper, some tobacco (cigarette tobacco is the best), a grinder and some fine 'erb.

1. Roll a roach (pretty simple). This is done getting a piece of thin card about an inch by 2 inches and rolling it width wise.
This prevents the spliff hole closing, bits coming through into your mouth and prevents burning your lips.

2. Place the roach at which ever end of the joint you preffer, making sure the rizla is well balanced on a table or an open book.

3. Empty half the cigarette and grind .5 to a gram of weed and mix them. Choose your own ratio depending on how strong you want it. I'd suggest 50/50 if your new to it . . .

4. Pick up the rizla with the evenly laid mixture inside between both your thumbs and indexes at each end and begin rolling it into a joint shape, surely you have seen this done.

Then start to fold the edge closest to you over the mixture and into the other side using your thumbs.

after you have succesfuly folded it, 9 tries later lick the gumi strip which i should have mentioned earlier should be facing you and close her up as neatly as possible.

5. Finishing off. Burn any excess paper at the roach end then pack the joint down by either poking with a cig or tapping the roach end on the table.

Twist the top, put it in your mouth and light that bad boy!

This tutorial will cover it all:

0 Portable Vaporizers & Self Lighting Pipes

Ok, i have just discovered the Solopipe and think it's one of the greatest stoner innovations ever.

No need for a lighter or anything, it just slips in your pocket like a mobile phone!

Just stick your weed in and smoke it! with one hand!

The Silver SoloPipeis the first self igniting pipe!




Goodbye Lighter



This brings me to the next touch of class, The Oxygen Mini O2 Handheld Portable Vaporizer.

For a hundred bucks you can own the greatest piece of 'on the go' pothead equipment. We all know the power of a vaporizer. Imagine having that power in your pocket in a pen sized capsule!

Think of the possibilities. You could smoke in public and no-one would be the wiser because they give off very fine smoke when you exhale. No messing about just a clean hit in you pocket.

Unfortunately they are not available in the UK, so i am having to ship one over. But this is one thing no stoner can be without.